january:
1-1 check check check check
1-2 why won't ashlee simpson return my calls?
1-3 #3 and hold the sausage
1-4 C4L1
1-5 mustachio
1-6 captain dog
1-7 massive amounts/woodface
1-8 ladies of the house
1-9 tennis pros
1-10 santa maria that's tasty
1-11 spider rico
1-12 could that be andrea
1-13 tent of desire
1-14 prairie dog town
1-15 master golden tee
1-16 hot dog stick
1-17 vegetable stands
1-18 banana (it's for you)
1-19 cucumber salad
1-20 we love you tekka maki
1-21 that chicken's freakin awesome
1-22 nuts for nuts
1-23 damn hell ass kings
1-24 back on a boat
1-25 sunglasses hut
1-26 frog storm
1-27 then he was just rarin' to go
1-28 gimme some o dis
1-29 oreilly transcript
1-30 revolving door
1-31 you're dumb as shit

february:
2-1 shoot the clown
2-2 senator what's his name
2-3 huushlaa...maow!
2-4 what are you wearing, suicide hotline girl
2-5 supersong/she's got 11 cents, dad
2-6 orange whip
2-7 accept the weasel
2-8 aboard the intrepid
2-9 unleash the power within
2-10 i wanted sex, she offered a bagel
2-11 that's what those limes do
2-12 my forgotten mug
2-13 123 , 456
2-14 fuckin love all over the place
2-15 ice fishing
2-16 bike theif
2-17 quadruple double
2-18 shots at 5am
2-19 Im blue (with frostbite) over you
2-20 google image search for lincoln shitting
2-21 the exorcist's dog
2-22 underwater slumber party
2-23 sounds tasty/shit and a half
2-24 name my penis
2-25 stare master/you, too, can be like bono
2-26 cementhead
2-27 party size maximum
2-28 pool party

march:
3-1 igloo party
3-2 baby party
3-3 TV party
3-4 surprise party
3-5 confirmation callback - space party
3-6 film makin man
3-7 maybe tomorrow
3-8 pants hat telephone mercury
3-9 rubys and gems
3-10 superturd
3-11 coffee and cigarrettes are a thing of the past
3-12 telephone lyin
3-13 I'm gonna have you whacked / bonus: where the hell is matt?
3-14 einstein on acid
3-15 alphabet song
3-16 casting call
3-17 give ireland back to the hobbits
3-18 fellow farmers (time to unite)
3-19 britneys a good cardboard cut out
3-20 i hate winter
3-21 i have a monkey (will you touch it?)
3-22 hi and low
3-23 go flash, go
3-24 i'd like to be stuck up an elephants ass with you
3-25 happy anniversary of the first emergence of the lizard boy
3-26 tubers are holy
3-27 south wichita woman
3-28 grow me a woman
3-29 passport lady
3-30 dirty old woman
3-31 things a tit would say

april:
4-1 this aint no seaplane
4-2 that was awesome man
4-3 so i punched him
4-4 i hope that's not your dick in my ass
4-5 happy birthday mumbo
4-6 yeti lee
4-7 mitch the cow
4-8 this one goes out to me
4-9 break out the shoes
4-10 my girlfriend kayak
4-11 jump to the other mushroom
4-12 tom joads wild ride
4-13 nine hundred thousand
4-14 texas hold em
4-15 what to do about jesus week
4-16 zim zam soundboard
4-17 death tax 3000
4-18 slap it in the face and call it danish bonus:the story with pez tequila
4-19 catch that echo
4-20 make wit da weed weed
4-21 love dance tonight
4-22 sassa ass
4-23 porno porno
4-24 kids can really suck
4-25 if i was a monkey
4-26 happy secretary's day
4-27 lend me your talent
4-28 we're in your neighborhood
4-29 super funtime tonite
4-30 hosemen

may:
5-1 beer on a monday
5-2 margarita rita
5-3 my ankle the house
5-4 sunshine island
5-5 cantina josephine
5-6 seis de mayo
5-7 what a wonderful playground
5-8 i am happy now
5-9 boatface
5-10 the bible II
5-11 assy nipples
5-12 coffee and water
5-13 all the way to wayne
5-14 ebo-la-de-da
5-15 excitebike (play the trombone)
5-16 oatmeal toffee
5-17 desperate homeboys